The Following Demands

To the Editor:

The highlights of the first “Occupy Sandy Hook” virtual meeting include the following demands:

For the convenience of schoolchildren, Pi will be equal to 3

No more daylight saving time — the extra hour of light ruins the crops

If these demands are not met, the Pootatuck River will disappear and replaced by Paris Hilton.

Sincerely

G. Dent

10 Country Squire Road, Sandy Hook                November 29, 2011