Mixed Signals

To the Editor:

Two of my favorite bumper stickers are “Visualize Whirled Peas” and “Forget world peace, visualize using your turn signal.”

The turn signal is probably the least understood, most misused (or unused) device on an automobile. Rivaled only by the headlight high-beam switch. But don’t start me on that!

Some observations made during my daily commutes (made with tongue firmly implanted in left cheek):

Connecticut drivers are the most likely to use their signal. Unfortunately, you can’t be sure what it means. A blinking signal could mean “I am about to turn/change lanes in the next 100 feet.” However, it could just as easily mean one of “I am going to turn opposite my turn signal,” “I will be turning sometime later today,” “I turned earlier today and my signal did not cancel,” or even “I hit the switch by mistake, and have not noticed it’s on.” New York drivers rarely ever signal. When they do it usually means “Here I come, get out of my way.”

New Jersey drivers only use their left-turn signal, and only when they are behind you. This I have learned is “Jersey-ese” for “pull over, I am going to pass you.”

I have concluded that there is a booming industry in Maryland where turn signals are completely removed from vehicles. Possibly to make the cars lighter so they can reach higher speeds as they weave through traffic.

SUVs, from any state, apparently are not equipped with turn signals, either.

And finally, (shame on them) one of the worst signal-offenders as a group are (you already know this, though) limos.

So, buckle up, look both ways, please use your signal, and... have a safe trip.

John Krause

5A High Bridge Road, Sandy Hook    January 10, 2001