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(Christmas gift book ideas-mystery, suspense, sports, etc, 12/15/95)
If You Aren't All Booked Up For The Holidays...
(with book covers)
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - one Stephen King,
and a Koontz in a pa-a-per-back. On the third day of Christmas my true love
gave to me...
By Kim J. Harmon
I'm thinking maybe someone at Barnes and Noble should re-write the lyrics to
"The Twelve Days of Christmas" and play it out over the speakers in their
stores in some hideous version of Muzak.
Sales would jump, skyrocket... explode.
But if the store won't at least point you in the right direction when it comes
to shopping for that reader on your list, then following the exercise should
provide the most help.
Ten days left, you know... and counting.
Suspense...
Relic by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child (TOR Books, $6.99) - Chilling. An
ancient creature, found in the deepest parts of the Amazon basin, is brought
back to New York. Brings to mind Horror of the Wax Museum and Stephen King's
short story, The Crate. Exceptional.
Kiss The Girls by James Patterson (Warner Books, $6.99) - Serial killer stuff,
but a lot sleeker and a lot meaner than the normal, tepid cookie-cutter junk.
A bit of a shock at the end, too.
Mucho Mojo by Joe R. Lansdale (Mysterious Press, $5.99) - Gritty, a white man
tries to clear a dead black man's name in a world that doesn't care. Shocking,
at times, but right at the heart of truth.
A Simple Plan by Scott Smith (St. Martins, $5.99) - A stash of loot, a downed
plane, and a dead pilot. How can four people take the money and hide it, while
holding on to their sanity... and their lives?
Imperfect Strangers by Stuart Woods (Harper Collins, $6.50) - Hitchcockian
thriller... exceedingly simplified but very effective. Bubble-gum stuff, but
popular reading.
Mysteries...
Armadillos and Old Lace by Kinky Friedman (Bantam, $5.50) - Unusual, hip, as
weird as mixing cappuccino with cowboy boots, but a very funny New York
mystery.
There Was A Little Girl by Ed McBain (Warner Books, $6.50) - A cut above the
usual lawyer/detective novels. Matthew Hope needs the help of his friends to
solve a bizarre Florida mystery with animals and circus freaks.
Walking Shadow by Robert B. Parker (Berkley, $5.99) - An actor shot dead on
stage leads Spenser back into the underbelly of Boston. Great stuff.
Baby, Would I Lie? by Donald Westlake (Mysterious Press, $5.99) - A
country-western mystery, as bizarre - but hilarious - as anything Westlake has
written. And that includes the Dortmunder series.
Science Fiction...
Death Dream by Ben Bova (Bantam, $5.99) - Uncomfortably similar, in idea, to
Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park, but Bova transforms it with concepts that
are shockingly possible... a virtual reality theme park that suddenly goes
haywire.
The Hammer of God by Arthur C. Clarke (Bantam, $5.99) - An asteroid hurtling
towards the Earth brings together a life-and-death mission to save humanity.
The War Minstrels by Karen Haber (DAW, $4.99) - An empath on the run, this
story lives on its emotion and its characters more than its science (whatever
there is of it).
Leige-Killer by Christopher Hinz (TOR, $5.99) - Most of the military, battle
sci-fi stuff can't get as good as this... the first in the Paratwa War series.
Thrilling.
Fantasy...
Dragon Sleeping by Craig Shaw Gardner (Ace, $5.99) - An author known for his
sci-fi comic spoofing gets serious with an exceptional cross-worlds fantasy of
a dragon and a boy.
The Paradise War by Stephen Lawhead (AvonNova, $4.99) - A man with no
direction finds himself in a world where he becomes a hero. The first of the
Song of Albion series. Riveting.
The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan (TOR, $5.99) - The absolute best in
contemporary fantasy, the tale of a boy who would be the savior of humanity on
his path towards the ultimate battle with The Dark One. The Eye is the first
in a six-book (at present) series called The Wheel of Time.
Horror...
Deadrush by Yvonne Navarro (Bantam, $5.99) - The newest, shocking look at the
zombie myth... people who live off death. Somewhat lurid, but very scary.
The Children's Hour by Douglas Clegg (Dell Publishing, $5.50) - Clegg knows
how to get at the heart of fear. A dark presence, called The Angel, leads the
children to The Hour.
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson (TOR, $4.99) - A short-story collection,
featuring the story that inspired The Omega Man, the post-apocalyptic movie
starring Charleton Heston. Horror as it was meant to be, but will never be
again.
Sports...
Banana Bats and Ding-Dong Balls by Dan Gutman (MacMillan, $11.95) - If you
want to find out about mystery mud, the first seamless baseball, the inventor
of the JUGS gun, and the first catcher's mitt - among other baseball oddities
- this is the ticket.
Scouting Reports by Stan Hart (MacMillan, $12.95) - Find out what the scouts
thought of players like Willie Mays, Paul Molitor, Mark McGwire and Cal Ripken
before they became major league baseball stars.
One Pitch Away by Mike Sowell (MacMillan, $19.95) - Step back almost ten years
to what many consider the two most riveting playoff series (Angels-Red Sox,
Mets-Astros) in baseball history.
Literature...
Treasure Island by Justin Scott (St. Martin's, $19.95) - A modern re-telling
of the Robert Louis Stevenson's classic about a young boy's adventure to find
pirate treasure. Sleek, very thrilling.
Comic...
It's Obvious You Won't Survive By Your Wits Alone by Scott Adams (Andrews &
McMeel, $12.95) - If you are not hooked up to the Internet, it's time to meet
Dilbert and Dogbert, the two most popular comic characters in cyberspace.
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat by Bill Watterson (Andrews & McMeel, $12.95) -
Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes is more than a comic, it's a look back at all of
our childhoods. Enjoy the look now, because it's all over this year.
Westerns...
Journal of the Gun Years by Richard Matheson (Berkley, $4.50) - A gunslinger
looks back on his life. Human, real and riveting. Check out, also, Shadow of
the Sun, where Matheson brings in some elements of horror.
The Trail To Seven Pines by Louis L'Amour (Bantam, $4.99) - Typical western,
the first in a series of tales of Hopalong Cassidy. Has all the cliches, but
that's okay... after all, L'Amour created them.
