Date: Fri 28-Jun-1996
Date: Fri 28-Jun-1996
Publication: Bee
Author: SHANNO
Illustration: C
Location: A-9
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(Connie Fraser's latest quilt award, 6/28/96)
For This Quilter, Not Your Everyday Honor
Connie Fraser of Newtown has won some distinguished awards for her quilts over
the years, but her latest may not be one she brags about too much.
Mrs Fraser, who has won local and national quilting contests with her strong
sense of style and creativity as well as workmanship, has now been named
winner of the "Most Peculiar Quilt Award." The dubious award was handed out as
part of the second annual Worst Quilt in the World Contest, a quirky contest
with $6,548.20 in prizes which drew entries from nearly every state and five
foreign countries.
Contenders vied for prizes by submitting photographs of their most poorly made
quilt. The Worst Quilt in the World Contest was conducted by Mallery Press of
Flint, MI.
Ami Simms, creator of the contest, referred to Mrs Fraser's winning quilt,
"Mrs Montezuma's Revenge," as "attractive, but quirky.
"It's very pleasing to look at... especially from a distance," she continued.
Mrs Fraser earned her award for sewing sleeves to the back of her quilt.
Fabric tubes, or sleeves, are a common addition to wall quilts so they can be
displayed easily. However, Mrs Fraser took the term literally in creating
"Revenge" - she removed the sleeves from one of her husband's shirts and sewed
those onto the back of her quilt.
The "Most Peculiar Quilt Award" was a Special Recognition Award presented,
along with ten others, to entrants whose quilts were not bad enough to win
their entire category, but nevertheless exhibited memorable shortcomings.
Included in the group was the winner of the Knot On Your Life Award, a Texas
quilter who had hand-stitched an entire quilt without knotting a single thread
(not surprisingly, much of the patchwork fell off); the Seamed Like A Good
Idea At the Time Award, to a quilter from Dewey, AZ, who intentionally
stitched her quilt inside-out. Not only was the wrong side of the fabric on
the outside of the quilt, but unraveling seam allowances appeared there as
well.
A Millersburg, OH, entrant received the notorious Now We've Seen Everything
Award for binding her entire quilt in duct tape. Other awards included the
Pathetic Piecing Award, the Mangled Miter Award, the Inept Applique Award and
the Most Obnoxious Use of Three-Dimensional Embellishment Award.
Quilters who thought they had a shot at the prizes entered the contest
anonymously. Works were judged on general appearance, color, design and
workmanship - or lack of it.
Judges rejected quilts that did not prompt the majority of them to laugh,
cause shuddering, excessive tearing or blurred vision. Points were also
deducted if quilts were free of pet hair, dirt and major stains. Equally
suspect were designs which exhibited balance, harmony or forethought.
Judges commended entrants if their quilts included patches that were stretched
or chopped to fit. Particularly sought-after were quilts which were pleated,
puckered or otherwise distorted.
Kathy Larrieu of Nashville, TN, was awarded the grand prize for her "Square"
quilt - which measured 84 by 85 by 84 by 97 inches - earning over $2,600 in
cash and prizes. The award included the use of a Bernina sewing machine for a
year, a case of Mountain Mist quilt batting and a complete assortment of
Omnigrid rulers along with other quilting aids and supplies. The winning quilt
was judged the most poorly made and executed quilt in the world.
"Winning this contest was not easy," Ms Simms stated. In addition to the grand
prize winner, 17 almost equally inept quilters each received Abominable
Mention Awards and over $260 in prizes for producing the worst quilt in their
particular category. Those with strong stomachs can find photographs of the
winning quilts on the World Wide Web at http://quilt.com/worstquilt.
Quilters who may have inadvertently missed this year's contest need not be
disheartened. Entry forms for the third annual Worst Quilt in the World
Contest are ready for immediate distribution. For information, contact Mallery
Press at 800/A-STITCH (800/278-4824).
