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Cash for Congressional

Cash Guzzlers

To the Editor:

If you are one of the few voters who is dissatisfied with your Congressional Cash Guzzler, then I have a new program to suggest — Cash For Congressional Cash Guzzlers. Get a rebate for the current cash guzzling models.  We are running on empty pockets to keep the current cash guzzlers on the freeway of government spending. The operating expenses are rotting out our small business financial futures. They have an automatic tax and spend feature that comes installed at election time and causes costly maintenance. By trading your Congressional Cash Guzzler, you improve the environment at the same time — less trees wasted creating tons of paper and wasted ink to print bills which are only used to give Congressional Cash Guzzlers more power to waste your hard-earned money at higher speeds. Congressional Cash Guzzlers also emit tons of carbon emissions while making campaign promises that are defective and subject to recall all too often. These emissions have created hazardous swamplike conditions — another reason to trade them in before doing irreparable damage to the environment and your wallet. Act  now!  Vote to disable the auto spend feature.

Turn Congressional Cash Guzzlers into something beneficial to the environment and taxpayers — models that operate on owner commands.  Congressional Cash Guzzlers don’t run well on tax cuts so rebates will be given. Avoid cash guzzling bank and broker models. Invest your rebates in the Freezers For The Future  program — a little known Congressional plan where your liquid assets remain frozen in your home freezer and only collect ice crystals, not taxable interest.

Time to get Congressional Cash Guzzlers off  the “freeway” — trade them in for cash  — the kind of green you can believe in.

Barbara Field

Serenity Lane  Sandy Hook                                           August 5, 2009

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