New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
New Yearâs is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Â âMark Twain
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averageâ¦ which means, you have met your New Yearâs resolution.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
A New Yearâs resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
The new year begins in a snow storm of white vows.
âGeorge William Curtis
The merry year is born like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.