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Date: Fri 29-Aug-1997

Publication: Bee

Author: SHIRLE

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WINE WISDOM: The Trick: Putting Taste Into Words

By Steve Small

Writing about wine can often be very easy. The name of a wine, where it came

from, and its price are simple statements of fact. However, there is one

question regarding wine that can be particularly daunting: What does it taste

like?

Putting taste into words is an extremely tricky proposition. We all know when

we taste a wine that we like, and usually that is enough. If someone asks you

about the wine, good, delicious, or disappointing are all words that are

easily understood. However, describing the specifics of what the wine actually

tastes like can be very tough to do.

Most of us fall back on tastes and flavors we are familiar and comfortable

with. Dry or sweet, light or heavy are common descriptions everyone knows.

Fruits and spices are also fairly easy to use in describing the taste of a

wine. White wines are commonly described as having flavors of apple, citrus,

vanilla, pear, melon, peach, and butter. Common descriptors for red wines

include plum, berry, cherry, and prunes. Oak is often found in both red and

white wines.

Things start to get interesting when the people writing the descriptions try

to get creative. With apologies to Dave Barry, I am not making these

descriptions up! Current wine publications describe wines as exuberant,

restrained, elegant, polished, stylish, sophisticated, dramatic, explosive and

"like a roller coaster as it turns and twists your palate." Another wine is

described as having "an austere nose of flint and stones." What exactly do

stones smell like? And when was the last time anyone bothered smelling them?

Well, if we are going to ascribe human characteristics to wine, let's cut to

the chase and compare certain wines to certain people. A flavorful, fruity

Chenin Blanc could be... Meg Ryan. A dry, ageable Cabernet... Cary Grant. A

medium bodied Merlot with nice fruit... Tom Hanks. A light bodied, young

Chianti: Joe Pesci. An ageable Chainte Classico Riserva: Robert DeNiro. An

inexpensive Champagne: Goldie Hawn. A classic vintage Champagne: Grace Kelly.

Now if I could only think of a wine for Don Knotts!

(Steve Small is the proprietor of Steve's Liquor Store, in Ricky's Shopping

Center at 71 Main Street/Route 25 in Newtown.)

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